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smeef:

my dog be stackin’

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• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

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elizabreast:

blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol

blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

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snazzyblackbarbie:

what

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• before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
• after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

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